Hello Mother Russia.

Dearest Russian Friends,

Thank you for your interest in my website. I’ve noticed there have been many, many….many new users registering from your country. If I didn’t know how popular beer was, I’d think someone was trying to hack my site.
That doesn’t make any sense, because who would attack a website that teaches people how to start a brewery?!

I know the USA and Russia have had a checkered past, but I have nothing but respect for Russia. I would like to take a moment to thank you for many of your countries greatest gifts to the world:

1: The Russian Imperial Stout

The Russian Imperial Stout

Ok, so the ‘Russian Imperial Stout’ wasn’t technically invented in Russia. Apparently, it was created and brewed in England as a gift for Peter the Great of Russia, but who cares…it’s quickly become one of the most popular beer styles in the world!

2: Trump

If you read the newspapers in the US, we have Russia to thank for getting Trump elected. If that’s the case, let me be the first to say thank you. We just put up with 8 years of that panty waste, Obama, and were looking at 4 more years of Hillary?! BARF! Let’s face it, Putin needed a challenge, and every time he and Obama went head to head, Obama folded like the French in WW2. Sure Trump has the world’s most epic comb over, but he’s also married to a super model and a billionaire – so it balances out. Now that Trump and Putin a best friends, I can get loads of Husqvarna equipment instead of that cheap Chinese crap!

3: Russian Dash Cams

I’m not sure why every car in Russia seems to come with it’s own dash cam, but it’s worth it. Thank you for the days and days of endless footage of hilarity that has become known as the ‘Meanwhile, In Russia’ dash cam series.

4: And Finally, the Russian Dancing Bears

The best way to cure the blues = Dancing Russian Bear

To conclude, please stop trying to hack or break my poor little website, and instead, go grab a nice, frosty, cold beer and think on all the wonderful things beer has done for this world. I think you’ll agree, beer makes the world a better place. Thank you.

Leave a Reply